Latest C&R Terminology

Jazz Hands: When a girl puts her hands up to cover her face from the money shot!

Moustache Stall: When you're about to prematurely finish in the bedroom think of your favorite baseball players with a stache. By the time you get to Frank Viola you're guaranteed at least an extra 10-15 minutes!

Nuskie: Fat overweight husky nussies!

Shinfo: Shitty information, too much unnecessary information from a boring long winded story.

The Starting Line: The middle line on the back of your balls (business time starts there!)

Water Balloon Test: When you're done nailing a suspicious nussie, Check for condom leakage by filling it up like a water balloon. If she's really busted, throw it at her and run!

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Name: Kelly Gonzalez

Website: http://www.myspace.com/kelitagonzalez

Fun facts about me.
I love food!!! I'm a fat girl stuck in a skinny body! lolol I'm an animal lover, can be a beach bum in the summer, hopeless romantic, love bubble baths and candles, love the spring and fall season, love to cuddle, watch movies, wine, write poetry, day dream,laugh, love to DANCe... I'm the most loyal person anyone could know, but if I'm crossed... the angry latina inside me comes out.....she's scary! lol. I'm silly, sweet, sexy, sometimes shy.....sometimes very feisty....but out of everything I'm real and never live my life with regrets!!!

What I'm most passionate about.
loving all the great people in my life....my family, my true friends, and of course my doggies lol....

My favourite sex position.
I'm latina...I have more than one favorite position!!!

Biggest turn off about a guy.
A guy who is disrespectful......and UGLY FEET EWWW!

The kind of music I like to listen to.
Like everything except country.....my favorite artist is Christina Aguilera

Who would you rather ... Covino or Rich?
That's my little secret lol