Moustache Stall: When you're about to prematurely finish in the bedroom think of your favorite baseball players with a stache. By the time you get to Frank Viola you're guaranteed at least an extra 10-15 minutes!

Nuskie: Fat overweight husky nussies!

Shinfo: Shitty information, too much unnecessary information from a boring long winded story.

The Starting Line: The middle line on the back of your balls (business time starts there!)

Water Balloon Test: When you're done nailing a suspicious nussie, Check for condom leakage by filling it up like a water balloon. If she's really busted, throw it at her and run!