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 Layla Kayleigh Thursday's at 4pm ET
August 31: Karla Cavalli August 30: Janelle Stein August 27: Alicia Tarry August 27: ShannonLeigh August 26: Kourtney
Jazz Hands: When a girl puts her hands up to cover her face from the money shot! Moustache Stall: When you're about to prematurely finish in the bedroom think of your favorite baseball players with a stache. By the time you get to Frank Viola you're guaranteed at least an extra 10-15 minutes! Nuskie: Fat overweight husky nussies! Shinfo: Shitty information, too much unnecessary information from a boring long winded story. The Starting Line: The middle line on the back of your balls (business time starts there!) Water Balloon Test: When you're done nailing a suspicious nussie, Check for condom leakage by filling it up like a water balloon. If she's really busted, throw it at her and run! |
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Today we started off the show with a very special guest... OZZIE SMITH was here!!! Mr. Smith was known for his time spent with the St. Louis Cardinals. He feels his years with them were his best baseball years. He also said that his greatest accomplishment was playing with a torn rotator cuff from 1985 to 1996. Ozzie Smith also talked about playing in 15 All-Star games and how amazing that was for him. He wants to bring that feeling to the kids of America. He and the company Aflac are holding a All-Star game for high-schoolers. He said that 9 times out of 10, these high school kids get picked up for colleges and the Majors. In regards to no more All-star games in Beachwood Ohio (which we tackled as our Pussification of America yesterday) he said there should be an all star game because the kids that arent good will find their "thing" and this will just help them along the way. He also said that Keith Hernandez was a pleasure to work with because he was such a good first baseman! As for baseball now, he thinks that Evan Longoria is the best baseball player he has seen in a while. Ozzie also did This week in Baseball... he said that helped him now because he always had to memorize the stories because there were no cue cards. Now he is a Sports Analyst for CNN.
We got to talk a little more about Christian Bale in jail because he yelled at his mom and sister. Today we found out that he was yelling at them because they said something about his wife. What would you do if for your mom was picking on your wife? Covino thinks that there is a fine line between what your mom can say about your wife and what you can say to your mom about your wife. Because if you say to your mom, "wow, my wife is being such a bitch," it is completely different than if your mom calls your wife a bitch. So Covino thinks that though the flip out might have been bigger than it should have been, it was ok to get mad.
When your girl is coming over you should have certain things in your house. We think that tissues, good pillows, throw blankets, good alcohol, maybe a stocked fridge, are all good ideas. However, the best idea for when a girl spends the night is an UNUSED toothbrush!!! This is probably the most important one because this will make her feel wanted in your house and its just a thoughtful idea.
Then we had a friend in need. Sean wrote us with a problem. He said this girl that he was dating very frequently threw him in the friend zone and he was trapped there for quite awhile. He was looking for more, but she didnt want anything more the friendship from him, so he left hurt. Since then, Sean hasnt talked to this girl and has recently come back into town all cleaned up, looking good and now he went from being a punk kid, to a very successful adult. And of course, she wants to hang out like the old times. What should he do? Most of our callers say that he should do the anger bang and then leave. Rich said that wouldnt work because he is going to have feelings for the girl, mostly due to the fact that she was the one that got away... when youre with a girl you liked in high school, you become that kid again no matter where you are in your life. Covino said not to hang out with her because nobody wants a band wagon jumper. This is a hard choice to make, Sean, so just think about it carefully and you will make the right choice.
Then Miss Universe 2008, Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza stopped by to talk about how to land a Miss Universe like herself. She is apparently now a big fan of Jerry Springer she said that he was a nice guy. Congrats to her!!
What is the proper footwear for shorts? Rich again thinks that its Flip Flops. Covino says no way and that he would just wear a nice pair of sneakers. Rich thinks that is so stupid because why would you where sneakers with shorts. Then they realized that it came down to was their dads Richs dad will wear flip flops, shorts, and a Hawaiian shirt. Covino laughed and said his dad will wear a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, whatever the weather. So there it is... their differences the way they grew up. This is what they know. They will never agree on this but at least now they know why they do what they do. However thats it for now!!!!
Thanks for Listening!!!
Keli
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